I sent this via an email to my home girl G Money the other day, and thought it should be aired in a more public forum. Mostly because she has not responded AT ALL... And I thought she would at least have commended me on the fact that I used the utmost restraint and thus did NOT add it to her very Churchy and familial comment thread that was a hoppin' on facebook. And I MEAN to tell you, it was REALLY, really hard not too... ;)
"Auto correct and such..."
So the other day my calorie tracker program wouldn't accept my spelling of Nutella... It helpfully kept switching the entry to 'nipples.'
Which is a little frightening for the following reasons:
A) The program might actually provide nutritional info on nipples. B) If there is nutritional info about nipples, it would have to mean people actually eat nipples. And C) I was eating Nutella while trying to get shredded.
Perhaps the program was referring to the 'buttery' or 'slippery' kind that is a delicious and calorific alcoholic beverage. Yes. I should like to think so.
Food for thought.
Good day and XO...