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This morning, feeling awfully proud of myself because I managed to drag my moderately lazy carcass out of bed at 5:20 am on my day out of the office... Found me halfway coffinated (it's a word, trust me) and behind the wheel headed to hot
I had this moment.
It gets a little scarier... And then, almost simultaneously, "Who's driving? Where am I?"
Now, I'm starting to feel some of your judgey-ness, and I'm not liking it one bit. We've all experienced that drive to the office/home/bar, when at some point you come to this sudden realization you have NO IDEA and ZERO recollection of how that entire event even transpired.
What? That's just me? All right, that's it. I've seriously got to put the kibosh on that tequila shot with my protein shake I drink every morning. BUT IT'S PALEO! Nope, it's off the menu.
ANY WHO, lucky for the strange fellow I saw killing the 3 pound arm weights and shaking his tail feathers in his smart blue spandex right smack down the shoulder of the road, Sweet Baby Jesus must have intervened and "taken the wheel" so to speak. (Quit singing. Pay attention. I'm trying to wrap it up here.)
Have no fear. No squirrels, rabbits, dogs, deer, wildlife of any kind, or small blue men were harmed today. (At least by me.) Those troubling thoughts startled me into squinty eyed alertness and white knuckle suspicion. I had to keep my peepers peeled for all those other crazy drivers.
And now I leave you all with this message:
Namaste my friends, and keep it between the white lines.