After four days of Festivus I left my very sketchy looking retainer in a soap dish, in the communal bathroom... Although it seemed like a good idea at the time (surely I'll SEE IT THERE and remember to pick it up before I go) to my dehydrated,
completely hung-over and sleep deprived mind, clearly it was not. I packed up my overnight bag, my skanky hat, 2 swimsuits, and an assortment of shoes and shorts I had scattered about... And forgot my billion dollar, my orthodontist lives 2 hours away and he hasn't seen me in 10 years, toof gear. Midnight on the Sunday post Festivus I shot off a panicked text to MKT, and a short two days later I was rewarded with this little beauty:
Yes. Yes it is.
Yet, it's still quite effective.